The True Enough Cross
Liner Notes
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Constantine's mother, Helena, is said to have found the True Cross on the 14th of September, 320. Actually, she found three crosses: the one on which Jesus was crucified as well as those belonging to the thieves crucified alongside him. One of those those thieves, the Penitent One, repented before dying. How did she know which cross was which. There was a miracle. That's all you need to know.
Lyrics
Let’s say I tell you I’ve a piece of the cross
On which Christ died that day
Let’s say I maintain no link has been lost
In the whole custody chain
Helena sent a chunk to Constantinople
Thick as a man’s leg
One fathom in length
Thence it was splintered
Every prince, knight, abbot, and canon was issued
A piece in a gold box
And one came to me
Will you say she got it wrong?
Maybe Helena picked the cross of the penitent one
Comments
The title alone is brilliant,
Someone sure got something wrong. ;)
Also it helps to be Contantine's mama, I'd say, in the finding of significant relics.
Are you familiar with Mark Twain's "The Innocents Abroad" - it details his participation in one of the very first package holidays which opened up "The Grand Tour" to middle class Americans. The chapter on Palestime is hilarious. He shows how gullible the passengers are when they return to the ship with as many pieces of "the true cross" as would build a small barn.