Your Situation
by @bethkille
Liner Notes
Just wanted to pretend for a little while like I was a strung out rockstar with big hair, too much eyeliner and a cigarette hanging out of my mouth instead of a 50 year-old mom living in the suburbs wearing sweatpants. All sorts of slop in this performance and I like it that way:). P.s. distortion and delay on everything is, indeed, the answer. And oh, this is number FOURTEEN! Crap, now I have no more excuses for not doing "real" work.
Lyrics
VERSE 1
So what’s your situation?
Cuz I know a guy
who knows a guy
With a potion
That will ease your mind
And soothe your soul
It could be poison
But if you mix it right
And take it slow
It’ll fix you
Up real nice
With a steady afterglow
VERSE 2
So what’s your situation
Cuz they found a way
to make picture
Perfect
Thinner, younger, taller
Oh, it could be deadly
But if you use it right
and take it slow
It’ll fix you
Up real nice
With a steady afterglow
CHORUS
Scalpel, suction
Try this pill
Drink it down
Send us the bill
We’re looking for
The quickest quick fix
Stitch me up
and hope it sticks
VERSE 3
So what’s your situation
You think you’re fine
But let me tell you
What you’re missing
All your dreams come true
Oh, let me show you
How you do it
You just use this right
and take it slow
It’ll fix you
Up real nice
With a steady afterglow
CHORUS
Scalpel, suction
Try this pill
Drink it down
Send us the bill
We’re looking for
The quickest quick fix
Stitch me up
and hope it sticks
Comments
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Love the groove, and the attitude all up in the lyrical delivery. The guitar plug delay at the end even counts as a guitar solo. RAWWWWWWKKKKKK.
To be clear, sweatpants are infinitely and unironically hotter than eyeliner and big hair. The 80s lied to us.
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Really enjoyed the listen.