March of the guinea pigs (Too Many Guinea Pigs sketch)

1 week ago by @timfatchenMod · @ponygal1961

Liner Notes

(Alt. title: March of the Guinea Pigs)

#folk #folksy #pets
Tim sez: this turned out only a sketch as when I sat at the keyboard I discovered I could use but one (1) finger on the RH without bleeding (or screaming). I'll do more with this later. My earlier comment ot @ponygal1961 remains valid:" Pigs is pigs. Only have yourself to blame. Cuteness is a trap."

Lyrics

TOO MANY GUINEA PIGS (MARCH OF THE GUINEA PIGS)
Lyrics Copyright © 2025 Sarah Terrien Robertson Music Copyright © 2025 TJ Fatchen All Rights Reserved APRA-AMCOS

I've got too many guinea pigs
It start out with two then three
That turned to five, eight and more
Dammit now there's twenty four

Some are little
Some are big
There's just far too many
Guinea pigs

I have beige and red
and black
Someday I'll get my
sanity back

They're darling pets
They really are
As long as you don't
go too far

I have a job
And a home to keep
Hell, who needs to sleep?

I've got too many guinea pigs
It start out with two then three
That turned to five, eight and more
Dammit now there's twenty four

They're a lot of fun
When there's just a few
But then you get into rescue

Where did all these critters even come from?
I think they showed up 'cuz I'm dumb

Ta dum dum dumb

Ya, I've got too many
guinea pigs
It start out with two then three
That turned to five, eight and more
Dammit now there's twenty four

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