Fungus Amungus
by @b3nut
Liner Notes
This is actually song #3, I just can't post #2 yet as I don't have the audio from Cafe Coda yet...I wrote that song yesterday and taught it to the house band for Monday Blues last night, so that's gotta wait until I get the audio. So I worked on this funky thing after work today, inspired by a pizza outing over 20 years ago when my wife, when asked if we wanted mushrooms on the pizza, quipped "I don't eat fungus - fungus grows on feet!" LOL...I've wanted to use that in a song ever since, and here it finally is! I just got the Funk Masters expansion for EX Drummer, which has loops played by Jabo Starks and our (Madison WI) very own Clyde Stubblefield, the Original Funky Drummer! I used Clyde's drum loops to build the rhythm track. Bit of a tribute to Clyde, and to James Brown, with a little bit of Bootsy.
In these dark times, never forget to be goofy at times, we damn well need it!
EZ-Drummer
Fender Jazz Bass
Frankenstrat
Hammond B-3 organ
Vocals
#funk #soul #RandB #ClydeStubblefield #TheOriginalFunkyDrummer #Madison #Wisconsin
Lyrics
My lady and I went for pizza
Late one Saturday night
They wanted to know what toppings we wanted
They wanted to cook it right
Did we want some sausage
Or pepperoni too
But the very last thing they asked us
Is if we want mushrooms
And my lady said
I don’t eat fungus - fungus grows on feet
I don’t eat fungus - ‘cause fungus ain’t too neat
I don’t eat fungus - fungus grows on feet
I don’t eat fungus - ‘cause fungus ain’t too neat
A fungus amungus
The waiter laughed his ass off
At my lady’s sideways quip
But he had to get in our order
Had to get a grip
The pizza was delicious
Down to the last slice
An evening free of mushrooms
Is always something nice…hit me band!
A fungus amungus…
A fungus amungus…
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But all kidding aside, great song, sounds like you had fun and it's a pleasure for me too. Spot on execution.
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Fun fact: I didn't eat fungi for many years just because I read in a biology book which part is supposed to eat. Well then...
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