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BaconBits

4 hours ago by @aeye

Liner Notes

An ode to the greatest salad topping ever.

(I was going through some older project files and found this from college where some friends and I were goofing around in the UMBC recording studio. I blame slack for convicing me to remake this in 30 minutes)

#silly #food #remix #rap #electronic #edm #badmusic #ishouldnotrap #iamsosorry

Lyrics

I'm really achin for some bacon
but not the kind Bob Evans is makin
I want it chopped
I want it split
I've got a need for bacon bits

I like em on salad
I like em straight
It's the only the food
a pig could hate

they come in containers
they come in a box
I like bacon bits
in my socks

bacon bits bacon bits
they put my cholesterol in the pits
chunky little pieces of a ham
I eat them wherever I am

BAcon bits were discovered one day
when a pig blew up in some hay
piggy pieces here
piggy pieces there
piggy pieces were
flying every where

the farmer thought he would crack
his prized piggy went kersplat
just before he lost it
he looked back
then he said
hey what a great snack

bacon bits bacon bits
they put my cholesterol in the pits
chunky little pieces of a ham
I eat them wherever I am

Comments

@catmisgivings 4m

i'm with @stephenwordsmith on this one. ready to tear the dance floor up into itty bitty bacon bits!

@stephenwordsmith 1h

I'm going to need some mash to go with this absolute banger.

@andygetch 2h

Whooomp, whooomp, whooomp, WHOOMPH!

@coolparadisoMod 2h

they are cracker lyrics so funny! only a food a big could hate! lots of synthy bits to go with the bacon

@headfirstonlyMod 3h

Ha ha ha - you did it! Imagine taking a Tardis back to that original session and playing this to the band back then... You'd have blown their minds. Love the wall-of-synths treatment!