Brain in a Jar

by @rocketgrrrl

Brain in a Jar
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Liner Notes

#folk #mandolin

The big finale of my #scifi #larp involved a meeting with the space station captain, whose only remains were their brain wired into the station computer. And so, this #filk was born.

Lyrics

Brain in a jar
Jemma Kline

When I set out on this mission, I was young and had more hair,
And my starship captain face was strong and fair,
But my crew is dead and jettisoned out through a missile tube,
So left alone with engines blown, there’s just one thing to do:

Be a brain in a jar,
A brain in a jar,
And I tell you now that life is very hard.
Be a brain in a jar,
A brain in a jar,
But at least I’ll live my life among the stars.

I was rescued by some aliens who found me floating there,
And they saved me though I couldn’t breathe their air.
So they took my skull and split it like some kind of oyster shell,
And I have to say since then it seems I’m doing rather well.

I’m a brain in a jar,
A brain in a jar,
And I tell you now that life is very hard.
I’m a brain in a jar,
A brain in a jar,
But at least I’ll live my life among the stars.

I could tell you of the mornings when I need to scratch my ear,
Or the long and lonesome evenings as the days have turned to years,
But instead, I’ll break a smile that you’ve come so very far,
For those strangers left me with a second jar.

Be a brain in a jar,
A brain in a jar,
And I tell you now that life is very hard.
Be a brain in a jar,
A brain in a jar,
But at least you’ll live your life among the stars.

Comments

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This borders on creepy but doesn't cross the line. Good job there! I love the "scratch my ear" bit! I also agree with the poster who said you've written some great sing-along here.
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The “scratch my ear” phrase is what caught me too. Think I will pass on that way to be among the stars but it’s a good song.
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"When I need to scratch my ear." We've all heard of amputees experiencing phantom limbs, but for a brain in a jar everything is "phantom." It's hard to imagine what it's like, but you've given a possible hint.
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OMG! What a future for mankind. Despite the subject matter your voice and mandolin made for a very catchy tune! Well done!
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Great opening line, sets up the mood well. The "brain in a jar" melody in the chorus is catchy...definite singalong material.
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