GTFOTP
by @ttg105
NSFWLiner Notes
#cowcore #cowbell
Complaining about cell phones is like shooting the proverbial fish in a barrel, but I don't like seeing babies and dogs ignored!
@odilongreen's cowbell song inspired me to give the cowbell a go.
Lyrics
Mary pushing Jan in a pram
not paying attention
Baby Jan lifts up her head and
screams,"Get the fuck off the phone"
Get the fuck off of the phone
For a second, just leave it alone
Get the fuck off of the phone
Just fucking leave it alone
Joe walking his dog Rover
not paying attention
Rover turns around and
barks,"Get the fuck off the phone"
Woof woof!
Paul Pennyfeather playing a song
Audience not paying attention
Paul steps up to the mic and says
"Everyone, get the fuck off the phone"
Comments
Envy, blind following, excessive adulation, various ooohs and aaahs, and for me, a feeling that those kids are going to grow up and look back at the sheer volume of pictures, some with private parts and bare bottoms (although to be fair the pix of the kids in this state are when they're 1 or less) and have the same reaction: Stop fucking taking pictures of me!
So, as usual, PPenny~ has got me thinking, and who knows what crazed direction it'll send me off to. Thanks. And the instrumentation is good. The phase shifter and drums sets the mood for the wholesome melodica. The bass brings one back to the 80's. The chaos guitar charges along like an ADHD rhino on a massive dose of meth, then goes into the electric lobotomy circuit wavery and deep deep deep thing, leading to the final squinky squirting squirk.
Great chaos guitar! Love the barking and that crazy end punk like end! But overheard the cowbell 🤔
Cool song!
Also, thank you for your #cowbell service.