Here's What I Did (last week)

4 hours ago by @raspberry33

Here's What I Did (last week)

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Liner Notes

I saw this skirmish go by, but life got in the way. But, in the true spirit of write, record and post in an hour, here's my very late contribution. My nominee for #toxic is the guy who told all US Federal employees to justify their existence by close of business today (2/24/25) whether or not their work might compromise national security. And I got to thinking about HIS report card - what did he accomplish this week? Oh, right - brandishing a chain saw to look virile; cutting off food stamps, and appearing in a viral (and deep fake) video getting his toes sucked. #skirmish #toxic #folk #personwithguitar #political

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HERE'S WHAT I DID LAST WEEK
(c) 2025 raspberry33

VERSE 1:
The memo was clear – justify your existence
Give me five bullet points – or else you’re out of work
Let’s see how you look - versus what I’ve accomplished
Since I’m better than you – my list’s will be berserk

CHORUS:
I took enough ketamine to widen my pupils
But sunglasses make me look, oh, so cool
I took away food stamps from hungry people
Outfoxed a president – he’s such a fool

Pissed off some liberals; increased my net worth
Captured your info for my (huge) database
Destroyed a handful of Federal agencies
You could certainly make the case
I had a great week!

VERSE 2:
I picked up the phone - called a right-wing leader
Congratulations were the order off the day
Waved a chain saw – to show that I’m manly and virile
And gave a salute – to a bygone day

CHORUS
I laid off employees, then hired them all back
Had a flunkie suck my toe
I might be the best thing that ever happened
To those wanting an end to the MAGA show
I had a great week!

VERSE 3:
Don’t ask me to give you – a urine sample
I’d fail every drug test – employees must pass
But, I’m not employed – I’m just a consultant
The boss has instructed me to be an ass
>repeat first chours

OUTRO:
I had a great week! Much better than yours!
My boss will never tell me You’re fired!
My boss has no idea how to say that!

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