FAWM: "Keep Away"

Keep Away

Liner Notes

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Signs of Life 2, Day 12
Photo taken in Thames Ditton, "Lesser" London.

Just me ranting about immigration attitudes. Something I do occasionally. I reveal the truth about half way through the last chorus.

Lyrics

Hey invasive species, you have
Chosen wrong country
Its cold and wet, and don’t forget
there’s nothing here to see

You came over here
On your little wooden boats
To consume the leaves
Of our Greatest British Oaks

Keep away, stay away from me
You pollute our trees, I cannot breathe

Never mind there's
Nothing here that is worth stealing.
You can never win against an
Ill-informed feeling ...

We'll arrange procession
Like in “The Wicker Man”
A little rash is worth the cash to
Keep our country bland.

Keep away, stay away from me
You pollute our trees, I cannot breathe

You are just a pest in your fluffy nest,
But there is no test that proves more is less - Bigot!

Keep away, stay away from me
You pollute my dreams, I cannot breathe

… But seriously …
If you WANT to come here, you must be out of your mind, we should
Greet you at the border with a slice of cake and a glass of wine
We’re just a little pimple on the arse-end of Europe
Downsides of immigration are far outweighed by the good
(Tear down all borders, tear them all down)
Tear them down. Enough!
Stop with the f-ing hated , I can’t bear it!
In case you don’t get the joke, we are all immigrants
Even that bloke; we are the virulence!