FAWM: "Trevor's Tincture"

Trevor's Tincture

Liner Notes

On tap at your favourite local establishment.

Lyrics

Trevor’s Tincture

It cleans your hair while it conditions
Washes clothes and dirty dishes.
Trevor's tincture

Body wash mouth wash
Makes all your whites brighter
Trevor's tincture

You can keep it in the bath, in the shed or rescue raft
Trevor's Tincture

256 in one
It's safe for kids and so much fun
Buy in bulk and save today
But use it fast; it expires in May.

Lubricates and protects from rust
Can feed a family for a month
Trevor's tincture

1000 retro games installed
But can't help you if you're bald
Trevor's tincture

5 in 6 dentists agree for firemen it's 1 in three
Trevors Tincture.

It's so easy to use
Unclog your drain deodorize your shoes
Cold filtered for that dill pickle taste
Less packaging means less waste

Water proof 100 proof
Proof aliens are afoot
Trevor’s tincture

Self indulgent self cleaning
Self reflective self tuning
Trevors tincture

If conditions persist
call your vet and gynaecologist
(You too boys)
Trevors tincture

Posts to all your socials at one time
returns your tapes rewinded
Resists drought, drugs and inflation
Soothes chafing and inflammation

Trevor's Tincture

Salt replacement and Sugar free

Trevor’s tincture

Every purchase plants a tree

Trevor’s tincture

Must be 19 to play

Trevor’s tincture

Has trace lead and bpa

Trevors tincture

Comments

@tcelliott 1d

You had me smiling from "expires in may" on. I love the lighthearted delivery and now that it's over I'm still smiling!

@mtanguay 4d

Ah…the wailing kazoo solo! This is a really fun song that certainly exposes a consumer nerve. Nicely done.

@jgale 5d

lmao, THIS SONG, YES! I love this. I'm so friggin sick of these stupid lying ads. Trevor's Tincture is probably fueled by glycophosphates. Love the driving rhythm, the lyrics, and the delivery is perfection. Well done. (edited to add: AND THEN THE KAZOO)