Choose Your Own Adventure Self Help Book

6 days ago by @anthonykapfer

Liner Notes

this is a semi improvised noise jam.

i started by finding a drum loop and then jamming on the bass a little bit. then i started adding guitars. then i laid down some of these vocals. then i replaced the drum loop with me playing the drum. parts on a midi keyboard.

the "lyrics" are some old stand up comedy ideas that never really hit that hard, even though i think they're pretty funny. i pulled these out of the notes app on my phone.

this is definitely more of a b-side or deep album cut. i was not interested in worrying about a catchy chorus (there isn't one) or memorable riffs.

sometimes i get so worried about writing catchy songs, i forget that as a listener i'm a huge fan of the deep cuts, the noise jams, and the weird experimental b-sides that have no hit single potential. so this is meant to be that.

#noise #grunge #comedy

Lyrics

it's weird when people are driving convertibles
but they're still wearing hats
do you want your head covered or not?
make up your mind!

well?!

i just bought a preowned air freshener
it has that used car smell
mmmm!

i almost went to the aquarium
but i bought a fish tank instead
it's the same thing!

i'm reading a choose your own adventure
self help book
it's blank!

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