F*** You Burr We Bought The F***** Bass

by @morti

Liner Notes

This song is about this thread: https://write.fawm.org/forums/2991
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Fanks, @burr. 🙂

Lyrics

You thought it would be simple
When you opened the shop
Spent a full two days on YouTube
To find the cream of the crop

Then you go ask your friends
To choose A, B or C
Then they tell you how much fun
They had with hidden option D

Fank you Burr, we bought the Fender bass
Fank you Burr, we bought the Fender bass
Fank you Burr, we bought the Fender bass
And we're having so much fun with the Fender bass

You might notice this year
That our bass has more cronch
Burr if we see you around
We'll gladly take you to lonch

Fank you Burr, we bought the Fender bass
Fank you Burr, we bought the Fender bass
Fank you Burr, we bought the Fender bass
And we're having so much fun with the Fender bass

Fank you Burr, we bought the Fender bass
Fank you Burr, we bought the Fender bass
Fank you Burr, we bought the Fender bass
And we're having so much fun with the Fender bass

While I was shopping I also bought effects
I hope you dig the sounds of my Zoom B1X

Comments

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I am chortling <3 Rhyming "cronch" with "lonch"... you win this FAWM for that alone, in my opinion. And what a BOP of a riff running throughout the whole song! (I certainly do dig the B1X sound!)
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F** F** F** (read fun fun fun)
Read the thread and had to have a listen
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That is some serious cronch!
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I love it!
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I don't know what a Zoom B1X is but I like it.
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This was a lot of fun. I enjoyed the turnaround of the misleading clickbait title particularly. Great stuff!
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Love this. The bass sounds great! Yes, I dig the sound of your Zoom B1X!
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Ooo, tasty cronch with fun zoomies! Congrats on your new little bundle of joy. This is the most delightful f*ck you I've ever heard.
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❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️
🤘 🤘 🤘 🤘 🤘 🤘 🤘 🤘 🤘 🤘 🤘 🤘 🤘 🤘
🎸 🎸 🎸 🎸 🎸 🎸 🎸 🎸 🎸 🎸 🎸 🎸 🎸 🎸
😅 😅 😅 😅 😅 😅 😅 😅 😅 😅 😅 😅 😅 😅

i'm working in a coffee shop right now, so i only read the lyrics and haven't yet heard your new cronch, but i can't tell you how much i think i needed something like this right now. nice call on the b1x, too....

UPDATE: home now and heard it. thanks again. 👏
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LOL. I feel like this is probably an inside joke of some kind, but it's a lot of fun regardless. Update: I just read the thread.
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