FAWM: "Pile O Cheese"

Pile O Cheese

Skirmish: A Truly Impressive Pile o... (@ajna1960)

Liner Notes

A response to the skirmish prompt "A truly impressive pile of cheese". A partially true song about my dogs love of the curd.

Lyrics

I got a cheese dog
His mission is clear
There's no curd disaster
That he fears

He's on this earth to clean up cheese

Mozza falls from the grater
He cleans it post haste
Old crusty cheddar
Won't go to waste

It all changed at a family BBQ

A truly impressive
Pile of cheese
No one around so he
Dropped to four knees

Tex Mex mountain disappeared that day

This pooch has a problem
His walk is quite slow
His gut is all blocked
And nothing comes out when he goes

He's as constipated as he's ever been

Will he ever poop again?

Doesn't regret a single thing.

Collecting cheese tax is his reason for living.

Comments

@cathreu 2w

HE'S ON THIS EARTH TO CLEAN UP CHEESE!!!! What an epic superhero.

@darrylgregory 2w

Who doesn’t love cheese? I’m sure he’s a very good boy.

@heather 3w

One thing about dogs, they never regret anything. Especially if cheese was involved. Love this hilarious little story and the bluesy song!

@cluebird66 3w

Many many dog owners will relate to this!! Too funny.

@berni1954 3w

Shades of Gromitt here. Fun take on the prompt.

@ajna1960 3w

Love the bluesy feel to this ode to your cheese dog :)

@robinleaf 3w

Hahahahahaha!!! This is brilliant. I have to play this for my parents - I bet their dog would do the same thing. I love the grungy, bluesy guitar here, too. So much fun!!!!

@rowankingsbury 3w

I love it! I am definitely hoping to write something about my dog this year, but it won't be as funny as this! My dog is also a cheese fiend

@odilongreen 3w

There's a dark blues-folk intensity to the guitar here that set my foot tapping and kept me riveted. I like how the serious sound of the song contrasts with the fun and silliness of the lyrics, especially as we come to the end. It's very funny! (And that final raspberry is perfect!)