FAWM: "cheese song"

cheese song

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Lyrics

How do you approach an angry welsh cheese? Caerphilly
What cheese gets bears down out of their trees? Camembert
I guess we'll always have the cheese jokes after all is said and done.
What cheese can you disguise a small horse with? Mascapone
What did the cheese say when it saw itself in the mirror? Halloumi

Comments

@jgale 1w

lmao! Thank you so much for your cheese song. This is is great, 10000% I'm always doing this with words, so this one really got me.

@thedutchwidows 3w

Class dad jokes for the win! The halloumi one was my favourite! Nice groove.

@ajna1960 3w

Ha ha ha this is so very funny and cool !

@fragilelucy 3w

I just had a cheese sandwich! This is funny 🤣

@odilongreen 3w

Great puns - there's a big smile on my face. The fact that the tune has a kind of dark folksy intensity, and your droll delivery, adds a lot too!

@erbaer 3w

I didn't know there were cheese jokes! These are good! Very enjoyable!

@newukenewyork 3w

Ah, the camembert joke is a favorite one of my husband's. Fun way to write around the prompt, with a melancholy twist on "after all is said and done." I dig the guitar groove.