5090 by FAWM: "It's 5, duh..."

It's 5, duh...

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Liner Notes

Lyrics

Now everyone knows,
We should all show,
That 2 and 2 is 5.

No need to row
No seeds to sow
See 2 and 2 is 5!

Now how brown cow?
How Now Cown Brow?
Yes 2 and 2 is 5!

Cown Brow says it's 4
But I tend to disagree
See math is in my name
I must be right you see!

Allow me to Math You...

Hmm... 2 is 1 and 1...
Hmm... 2 2s is 2 and 2
Hmm... and 2 and 2 is 5!
See? No? Ok then...

Now 1 plus 1 will give 2
As 2 is 1 and 1
All clear so far?

Now 2 and 2 is 5
Here, count with me
1,2,(halfway done)
4,5 (5/4ths done!)

Easy, right?
Now go out and math,
My children!
Let them know our truth!

Comments

@headfirstonlyMod 14h

A chilling vision of a world where nobody's three/free.

@marthie 17h

now I am really puzzled. Love your quirky lyrics

@hmstreetteam 23h

The brown cow variations say it all. All the rhymes are fun. As a onetime math student, I am ready for the wrath of math!

@matthewsanford 23h

@andygetch well, it is. My children considered “Math U” an equivalent to “F U” in the world of phrases, but all have come to better understanding and acceptance of it all! Luckily they also understand 2+2 does not equal 4 no matter what THE MAN says! :)