The Sense God Gave Me
by @tcelliott
NSFWLiner Notes
#country #stolenmelody
If someone could point to the song(s) that I stole this melody from, that'd be awesome. The poor grammar is intentional just to rub my friend @drchordate the wrong way.
Lyrics
I don't got no cigarettes
I don't got a thing to drink
I don't got no extra money
I don't got the brains to think
I don't got the gift of patience
In what I do or what I say
I only ever find more worries
Almost every goddamn day
'Cause if I had the sense God gave me
I wouldn't do the things I do
I would've cut my losses early
I wouldn't fall in love with you
I don't have no education
I don't ever read a book
I don't notice personality
I always jump before I look
And I don't want to get in trouble
But that's all I ever find
If a woman wants to hurt me
Then I've got to make her mine
'Cause if I had the sense God gave me
I wouldn't do the things I do
I would've cut my losses early
I wouldn't fall in love with you
I don't want a fancy house
I don't want a flashy car
All I want is some whiskey
And a stool next to the bar
Don't you dare sit right next to me
OR say you'll gladly lend an ear
Won't you promise to keep moving,
While I drink whiskey and a beer?
'Cause if I had the sense God gave me
I wouldn't do the things I do
I would've cut my losses early
I wouldn't fall in love with you
I would've cut my losses early
I wouldn't fall in love with you
Then I've got to make her mine". O and the whiskey and beer drinking as well, of course.