Unicorse

6 weeks ago by @danielkelly

Liner Notes

A song that most parents of kids born in the past 4 years will understand.

#bluey #unicorse

Incidentally, due to my poor playlist management, I now know that I've had over 250 original (not parody) songs added to my YouTube channel for at least a week now.

Lyrics

Em G
I got fleas, I’m gonna eat em,
D Em
Chicken buckets, you can’t beat em,
C G
Broccoli showers, well you can keep em’
D
If there’s a better looking horse,
Em
I’d like to meet ‘em.

Em D G D C
Cause I’m a Uni, Uni, unicorse,
G D C
A uni, uni, unicorse.
Em D G
Yes I’m a unicorse x 2

You tell a story, I’m gonna spoil it,
If you hit me, I’m gonna lawyer it,
Don’t brush my teeth, or take showers,
If you ask me to be quiet,
I’ll talk for hours.

Little children, my favourite snack,
I’ve got a horn, it will attack,
Tell me your problem, you’re gonna hear,
Aaaaaand why should I care?

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