Living Room Legend
NSFWLiner Notes
“Last of the Cock Rock Cowboys” (previous song) has expanded into a sleaze rock opera album. Here’s another track.
Lyrics
Once you were a boy with a common name
Watching ‘68 Comeback on cable TV
With Elvis dolls in the trailer park
You wanted to be just like the King
Prechorus
Where are you now?
Where are you now?
Chorus
Get up, man
There’s a party starting soon
Don’t be a legend in your living room
You’re getting older, getting left behind
You’re just a legend in your own mind
You turned 21 and changed your name
You got a dancer at the Teasers Cabaret
Had that piece of shit five hundred dollar Pontiac
But your life was fun anyway
Prechorus
Where are you now?
Where are you now?
Chorus
Get up, man
There’s a party starting soon
Don’t be a legend in your living room
You’re getting older, getting left behind
You’re just a legend in your own mind
Does anyone still remember your name?
Still working bad gigs and a dead end job
You could have been a comeback kid
But now you’re living like a slob
Prechorus
Where are you now?
Where are you now?
Chorus
Get up, man
There’s a party starting soon
Don’t be a legend in your living room
You’re getting older, getting left behind
You’re just a legend in your own mind
Spoken: “Buck Wilder has left the building. Move along, kids. Nothing to see here”