Vigilantes
by @ttg105
NSFWLiner Notes
#punk #loud # #monsterbass #chaosguitar
I picture this as occurring in a quiet retirement community.
Lyrics
Golden Springs was shit out of luck
when a lawnmower ran amok
and mowed down all the cars, bikes
people and houses in the neighborhood
It was on a rampage and wouldn't stop
so a set of garden tools made it stop
- a rake, a garden shears, a hose, protective gloves -
joined together to defeat the lawnmower
The gloves grabbed it
the garden shears stabbed it
the hose flooded it
the rake jammed itself
into the engine
and fucked it
up real good
By the time the police arrived
the vigilante garden gang
had gone back to their shed
and the lawnmower? It was dead
and couldn't hurt anyone any more
Comments
![[avatar]](https://avatars.fawm.org/fawm2023/16869.png){kind=avatar}
![[avatar]](https://avatars.fawm.org/fawm2023/5ee6487f-edf6-47b1-a0a5-c68600288891.png){kind=avatar}
![[avatar]](https://avatars.fawm.org/fawm2023/9175.png){kind=avatar}
![[avatar]](https://avatars.fawm.org/fawm2024/f2f37099-12be-4d09-be2c-cf68867c0c9d.png){kind=avatar}
![[avatar]](https://avatars.fawm.org/fawm2024/30db2ce1-3af0-4f04-bcbb-e6489721e0e6.png){kind=avatar}
What's going on in the front yard can scare you! But thank God there is a vigilante group!
I would still be interested in the reason for the shooting.
Such a cool song - makes me jump around in my living room …
![[avatar]](https://avatars.fawm.org/fawm2023/2147.png){kind=avatar}
![[FAWM]](/static/img/demoduck.svg)