Pantlers

4 hours ago by @opossum

Liner Notes

Hey y'all! I am very close to launching my next exciting venture to help woodland creatures get up to date with fashion and technology (and to make a lot of money)! Soon I'll be launching a new eCommerce store and one of our first featured products will be PANTLERS! These are PANTS for ANTLERS (mainly for deer)!

#jingle #pantlers #americana #folk #opossum #possum

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Pantlers
February 24, 2025

Hey there all you handsome bucks!
Does this ever happen to you?

You're wandering through the forest
in the dead of winter
looking for food
or searching for love!
But you just can't seem to concentrate
because you're freezing your rack off!

Well...

Try new Pantlers!
They're PANTS!!
For your ANTLERS!!!

if you're a cold cold deer
and you've got antlers
we've got what you need
its PANTLERS

PANTLERS
PANTLERS
Put 'em on your ANTLERS
pull 'em up
zip 'em tight
you'll be warmer
day or night
and if you've got a big ol' rack
warm it up
with PANTLERS

Side effects of Pantlers include
leaky butt,
sprinkler diarrhea,
and reptile dysfunction.
But you'll prolly be just fine.

Try new Pantlers TODAY!
They're PANTS!!
For your ANTLERS!!!

(c) copyright 2025 Ray D. Opossum
https://radiopossum.com/2025-FAWM/RayDOpossum-Pantlers.mp3

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