The Voyeur Club

1 week ago by @roblyon5150

Liner Notes

****DARK HUMOR ALERT****
First of all, I don't condone behavior like this. I'll explain below.
Tackled a #skirmish "People Watching," and this week's challenge, Public Domain. This is actually "Tip Toe Through the Tulips."
When I read the skirmish prompt, my warped mind went right to Voyeur. I googled Voyeur and peeping Tom jokes to make the lyrics, except for the first verse, which actually did happen to me at a bar I was playing at one night. This guy was telling everyone his dirty business! Not that I have anything against this kind of thing, I don't. But, it's none of my business.

Lyrics

My friend Raymond likes to
Watch other men
Screw around with his wife.
Not sure why he told me this,
I didn’t want to know.
He was really drunk at the time.
(Chorus)
Welcome to The Voyeur Club!
We really saw you coming. (4x)

My next door neighbor is
A voyeur cam star.
She just doesn’t know about it yet.
I know it isn’t right.
And when she does find out,
I’ll start sending her checks.
(Chorus)

Old man Marlin
Was a Peeping Tom.
He truly was a man with peer.
Johnny was foot fetish perv,
Who lost his job at a spa
Giving pedicures.
(Chorus)

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