Comfort Zone

by @rdlinder

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Lyrics

Today I was a carpenter
And then a car mechanic
I step outside my comfort zone
I really start to panic

I grab a brush, open a can
And then I start to splash paint
The mess I leave as I progress
Will only raise more complaints

Chorus
I lack the skill for simple things
It only causes woe to bring
I step outside my comfort zone
Among the skilled I stand alone

Today I tried to mow my lawn
The mower caught a rainbird
I tried to fix 'fore going on
Result was way too absurd

Chorus

Bridge
Beware the kitchen, stove's on fire
A simple meal was my desire
Instead I find I cannot cook
Despite the fact I had the book

Chorus

Today I simply took the wheel
An outing for the household
I couldn't keep the center lane
They wished they had a blindfold

Chorus

Comments

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lol this is great- plenty of self-deprecating humor and the rhymes give it an upbeat feel at the same time. When I got to "Beware the kitchen, stove's on fire" I had to laugh. Nice work!
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