Many Orgasms

2 weeks ago by @robheron1

Many Orgasms

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Liner Notes

My wife back 1,000 years ago in school started a lecture in biology with the phrase "Many orgasms" rather than "Many organisms". The hall broke up in hysterics.
I did this song in the first hour but tech difficulties and being called away mean I'm only posting now. I had to do a page turn between the 5th and 6th verses and you can hear a timing hitch and a crackle. I am guessing the title will get me a lot of listens....

Lyrics

Scientists say that first there was nothing
Then there was the Big Bang
But that was before there were orgasms
So nobody gave a dang

Time went past and the Earth was formed
But still nobody cared
Some chemistry magic happened
And the first orgasm was formed

It must have been a good one
Cause soon they were everywhere
In the sea and in the woods
Before there were clothes and underwear

Then people they got modest
Started wearing fig leaves and such
But the orgasms were still out there
Screaming and hollering and making a fuss

Now they talk about global warming
And over-population.
That's when too many orgasms happen
And start heating up the situation

Some people say that's just all crap
But I think they have that wrong
Cause natural selection will take the weak
Leaving nothing but the strong

Some are still very quiet
It takes all kinds its true
Some are very boisterous
A downright Hullabaloo

So let's all support orgasms
Wherever they might be
In the bedrooms of the nation
Or high up in a tree

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