the fat man's tragedy, pt. i

2 weeks ago by @beninahouse · @oilybastard

Liner Notes

collab with the amazing @oilybastard. always a treat working with this talented voice actor.

Lyrics

i am a peanut butter jelly
i am a tasty yummy sandwich
i am delicious and nutritious
please do not eat me!

i am the fat man
i see the scrumptious treat
i pick it up and take a bite
mm, yummy yummy!

(in 1991, agents from the bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms posed as motorists who broke down near the property of randy weaver, whom they wanted to arrest on charges of supplying white supremacist groups with illegal weapons. after failing to appear for his trial, six marshals were sent to scout Weaver's property for a place to safely arrest him. in order to gauge the reactions of the weavers' pet dogs to disturbances, dusm art broderick threw two rocks at the weaver residence.)

that was a tasty sandwich
now i'll look for another snack
how about an ice cream cone
that idea sounds really neat!

no, dude. you've got to stop eating.
it's becoming an unhealthy habit.
and, if we're being honest, you're gettin' a little tubby down there.
i think it's time to cut down on the snacks.
SHUT THE FUCK UP!

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