FAWM: "Nurse Jackie"

Nurse Jackie

2 weeks ago by @rubberbandage

NSFW

Nurse Jackie

rubberbandage

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Liner Notes

If you aren’t familiar with feminizing hormone therapy (also known generically as hrt), it doesn’t do anything about the existing hair your body has grown; in order to get rid of that perpetual beard shadow the only realistic options are to use lasers or #electrolysis, to kill each individual hair one by one. It’s excruciating and often takes years of weekly treatments.

Anyway, my electrologist, like probably all of them, gets jokingly referred to as a domme with a co-pay a lot. This is a silly bit playing off of that. I guess I’ll mark this NSFW for the implied lewdness.

I try to experiment with new sonic or recording techniques every year for FAWM, so this was me playing with experimental rap, I guess? I layered a bunch of Moog synths along with real recordings of me with wine glasses and finger snaps, and I think it’s a fun sound.

Lyrics

I’ve got a hot date with Nurse Jackie
gonna leave raw looking like she smacked me
down on the table, move a bit back please
put that blindfold on

She goes to work and though it’s taxing
when I am numb it’s so relaxing
Pull my hair harder like you’re waxing
I need to have this gone

Pain getting worse now near-Satanic
whether it’s blend or straight galvanic
all of my nerves overwhelmed in panic
I can’t even speak

Ending the session I’m so tender
Feels like I was whirled inside a blender
All of my thoughts return to sender
I will return next week

Comments

@itoarazi 1w

LOVE me some Moog, and I love the playful lyrics and rhyme scheme! And to hell with the haters!

@thwingbill 2w

Nurse Jackie...sounds like fun. Good production & interesting lyrics. Goodluck in MAGA world. You and some of my relatives are in my prayers.

@unpronounceable 2w

Oh man, It's great to hear the phrase "all of my nerves overwhelmed in panic/I can't even speak". That's a great descriptor for some not fun sensations I've experienced. I really like the vibe of this song.

@daveescoffery 2w

Caroline, this is so fantastic! You’ve captured a club vibe perfectly. I totally want to dance to this! The lyrics are a hilarious take on something painful and real, and you nailed the fine line between those two things perfectly. Nice job experimenting with those sounds. I would have thought you did EDM and rapping all the time.

@alyxanderjames 2w

I love the sounds you've played with here, this is so great!

@wrenarcher 2w

OMG! It's like you took notes from my trip to see my electrologist last week!
This one is so fun Caroline.

@mikeskliar 2w

Ha! This is great! Talk about turning lemons into lemonade! You took what sounds like no fun and turned it into a great song -great rhyme scheme, and the delivery and synth backing is perfect for this

@morganxamethyst 2w

I really like the lyrics and the music goes well with them. I have to go to physiotherapy and imagine my physiotherapist as a domme several times in my head