The Ballad of Edward Coristine

2 weeks ago by @gabemusic

Lyrics

He’s got your number
He knows your name
He knows the cards
You’re playing in this game

Sweet child of Jesus
You wanted what
You’ve been dealt Beavis
With a broccoli cut

Please, little tikes and yeats
Here are all my deets
These little incel geeks
Are giving me the creeps

In talks with China
In talks with Russia
He’s just a minor
A miner of your goods

Hey there, Cornolio
How are those grades?
For all that is holy o
Wandering in the woods

Comments