Turn Up The A*hole

by @roblyon5150

NSFW Skirmish: Turn up the Kindness (@dudachris)

Liner Notes

**DARK HUMOR ALERT**
Sometimes I do the opposite of what I'm told. This would be one of those times.

Lyrics

Turn up the asshole,
the asshole inside you! (2x)

Spread the delinquency,
Spread it like bad news.
Go out and vandalize,
Go out and be Rude.
(Chorus)

Cut somebody off in traffic.
Make them check their brakes.
Cut in line at the store,
and ruin someone's day.
The asshole inside you is
just begging to come out.
Shut off that filter
In between your brain and mouth.
(Chorus)

If somebody smiles at you
Make sure to punch their mouth.
Don't hold back the violence,
Knock their teeth right out.
(Chorus)

Comments

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@roblyon5150
@thank you it was a very fun write.
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@roblyon5150
@fecknom we got to do that sometimes, ya' know?
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@roblyon5150
@dudachris thanks for the extremely fun prompt!
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@glasscrow
This is so funny and tongue-in-cheek! Something about the offbeat horn toward the end really made me lose it hahaha
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@fecknom
"Shut off that filter in between your brain and mouth!" is delightful.

This is funny and cathartic!
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@dudachris
There's always an opposing take and this one is aggressively oppositional and a hilarious journey. Thanks for adding to the fun 😀
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