FAWM: "The legend of the rear beer"

The legend of the rear beer

3 weeks ago by @yam655

NSFW

There is no demo for this song.

Liner Notes

I'm kind of surprised this little #queer #beer song didn't turn out NSFW.

I've marked it NSFW, but that's more because of the fact that some people have seen the stunt performed and I'd rather not trigger those sorts of memories when they were just hitting random songs.

Lyrics

There once was a legend of a might, mighty beer.
It was so powerful that no one could drink it.
There once was a legend of a mighty, mighty beer.
But it was too strong. It found no mouth!

One brave adventurer came
came along with a solution.
They wanted to consume that thing
and didn't care about using a mouth.

There was one once a legend of a might, mighty beer.
This is yes, that legend!
There was one once a legend of a might, mighty beer.
This is how that beer was consumed!

That brave adventurer used a special applicator!
And a little lube to start, to start the consuming.
You absorb water from your intestines, your intestines!
So you can get drunk if you consume it that way.

Or maybe you can't. Maybe you can't.
This is just a legend.

Or maybe you can't Maybe you can't.
Hey, it's just a legend.

Comments

@br0th3rh00d 3w

I think that's still probably NSFW. I saw one of those dungeon documentaries, with a guy in a pig head doing that, then barfing up from the end it came in. Lives rent free unfortunately. Was that 2000s? As does too much of the wierder stuff from Eurotrash in the 90s. And representation was so bad in the nineties - I wasn't looking for the weird stuff. But eastenders had the bisexual guy bullied from many corners telling him it isn't real. "Maybe I'm not queer, I just self tortured with a lot of wierd TV.... trying to be aware!?" is too real and repetitive a thought sadly. But I can also be found on the internet shouting about respectability politics. Perhaps because I think it is right on. So there's that. Sorry. My main goal is to try to be properly honest and not feel like trapped or living a lie in too many manifold ways. I'm not about to turn out not safe. I want to be safer in my honesty. I should probably get some therapy but choosing, inertia, demand avoidance. So many known unknowns.

@wcentennial 3w

Mental images like a movie in my head of an Arthur-esque beer chugger, very imaginative thank you for sharing😎 also I can hear tenacious d style song from these lyrics