The legend of the queer beer.

by @yam655

There is no demo for this song.

Liner Notes

When the #queer #beer flows, is it better to hide the evidence or to share the evidence when folks sober up?

Personally, I think it is best to politely ignore it unless they explicitly ask for a photo to be taken of them doing queer things. (You do need to be careful they're not trying to rope you in to joining them in a big multi-person queer activity, though. For a lot of people it might not matter, but ace/aro people can miss some of the clues and be caught surprised -- particularly if they're drinking.)

Lyrics

The legend of the queer beer.
It's a legend of something to drink.
The legend of the queer beer.
It gets you so drunk, so drunk you stink.

When you get a little too drunk
Suddenly this beer makes you more queer.
When you get a little too drunk
Do not fear, do not fear.

Maybe you will flirt with a friend.
Maybe you will make out with a stranger.
Maybe you will sit alone.
Sit along alone and cry.

But you can do this.
Do this and be queer.
Maybe not for the whole, whole night.

But you can do this.
Do this and be queer.
For the length of the great beer's might.

The legend of the queer beer.
It's a legend of something to drink.
The legend of the queer beer.
Oh, you took pictures? You so stink.

Comments

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Ha! I love this. It walks a line of humor and sincerity that is so relatable. My smile got bigger as I went along. Nice work.
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