Earing your queers

by @yam655

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Liner Notes

Do you live in a world where the weight of a queer's earings can sometimes so great their ears fall off? Me, too! When that happens, it can be super helpful to have help getting the ear to stick back on -- but if it fell off while you were out, sometimes you don't even have it anymore! It can be a real mess. This is my #queer mess of an #ears song.

Lyrics

Earing your queers!
Earing your queers!
Let's apply some ears to your queers!

Sometimes queers need more ears.
Sometimes they need more toes.
We've got some glue.
We've got some tape.
Let's bring this show on the road!

Earing your queers!
Why do you leer?
This is ordinary stuff you know!

Sometimes an ear gets a little lonely.
Sometimes an ear wants to fall off.
Give it to a lovely queer
Make it happy. Make it tough.

Earing your queers!
Earing your queers!
Some queers wear jewelry on their ears!

But jewelry isn't required.
If it is too much the ear falls off.

And that's why they may need earing.

Comments

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Wish I could let my creativity run wild enough to write lyrics this fun and original.
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Well, that is a pretty bonkers song. Not sure why I read this in the voice of Noel Coward!
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