The Birds, The Plates, and The Creepy Dolls (Humorous)

5 weeks ago by @cbmagic

The Birds, The Plates, and The Creepy Dolls (Humorous)

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Liner Notes

This was written after a friend's mother had passed and the fun of what to do with the item left behind.
I've chosen to use an AI voice, hope you like it.
• Author/Lyricist: Carl Crosby aka CB Crosby/CB Magic
• #collaboration: Music collaboration welcome
• Genre: Humorous Folk/Country
• Tempo: Mid-tempo, upbeat with a playful rhythm
• Instrumentation Suggestion: Acoustic guitar, banjo, light percussion, and possibly a harmonica for a fun and folksy feel. The chorus can have a sing-along quality, with harmonized backing vocals to emphasize the humor and unity despite the conflict.
• Mood: Light-hearted and witty, with a touch of warmth and family love. Despite the humorous take on the situation, the underlying message is about letting go of material things and focusing on the love and memories left behind.
• Performance Note: This song would be perfect for a family gathering or a light-hearted moment during a tribute or memorial. It can also be a fun, relatable tune for anyone who’s experienced family squabbles over sentimental items.

Lyrics

(Verse 1)
Frances has passed, now what do we do?
The house is in chaos, and the family’s askew.
It’s not just the grief that’s pulling us apart,
But the fight over treasures that tug at the heart.

(Chorus)
The birds, the plates, and the creepy dolls,
Who knew they’d cause such family brawls?
But let’s take a breath, and laugh a bit,
'Cause it’s just stuff, and love’s the real hit.

(Verse 2)
Ceramic birds sitting high on the shelf,
Now they’re worth more than silver or wealth.
“That one’s mine!” “No, I claimed it first!”
Who knew these birds could quench a thirst?

(Chorus)
The birds, the plates, and the creepy dolls,
Who knew they’d cause such family brawls?
But let’s take a breath, and laugh a bit,
'Cause it’s just stuff, and love’s the real hit.

(Bridge)
Those plates in the cupboard, with patterns so bright,
Are suddenly sparking a full-on fight.
“I used them at Christmas!” “Well, I did too!”
Now everyone’s claiming their special view.

(Verse 3)
And the dolls, oh those dolls, with their eyes so wide,
They’re creeping us out, like they’re on the ride.
“That one’s too spooky!” “No, it’s just right!”
Even the dolls are causing a fight.

(Chorus)
The birds, the plates, and the creepy dolls,
Who knew they’d cause such family brawls?
But let’s take a breath, and laugh a bit,
'Cause it’s just stuff, and love’s the real hit.

(Verse 4)
So how 'bout this, we’ll all take a share,
A ceramic bird here, and a plate over there.
The dolls too, we’ll split with glee,
In the end, it’s just stuff, you see?

(Chorus)
The birds, the plates, and the creepy dolls,
Who knew they’d cause such family brawls?
But let’s take a breath, and laugh a bit,
'Cause it’s just stuff, and love’s the real hit.

(Outro)
Frances left more than these treasures behind,
She left us with memories, warm and kind.
So let’s toast to her with a wink and a grin,
And let the silly fights go as we begin again.

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