Oh, That Crack
by @phylo
NSFWLiner Notes
We're going on the 6th week of a bathroom renovation here at Casa phylo. It's challenging, Butt, it seems I got another song out of it...
#folk #acoustic #silly #singersongwriter #harmonica
Lyrics
Day starts early breakin' dawn
Sweat and grime, but I carry on
Building dreams with every nail
No escape from this worker's tale
Butt don't look now, Oh, my eyes!
Blinded by that pale moonlight
It might be the plumber's pride
Butt, there ain't no place to hide
Oh the crack of that worker's ass
That nasty image will last and last
Like a big old moon in the middle of the day
You can't unsee it,
You can't think it away
Lunchbox open, break is short
Chat and laugh in the parking lot
Work boots heavy with dirt and clay
No escape, it's just another day
Hard hats on with a big ol' smile
We all have to share once in a while
Somethings you should keep to yourself
Is that a breeze you might have felt?
Oh the crack of that worker's ass
That nasty image will last and last
Like a big old moon in the middle of the day
You can't unsee it,
You can't think it away
End of shift the sun's goin' down
Moon comes up over the little town
Nightmares of construction worker's pants
Coverin' my eyes with both of my hands
Oh the crack of that worker's ass
That nasty image will last and last
Like a big old moon in the middle of the day
You can't unsee it,
You can't think it away