Kryptonite

6 weeks ago by @chris_buono

Liner Notes

🤦‍♂️That never-ending debate of to eat or not eat 🍔hamburgers, to raise 🐄cattle not for beef product consumption, and for some to universally insist that farting cows and humans is not good for the environment prodded me to write this lyric.

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*22/50

Lyrics

Let me have more food, please
My patience with them is spent
Let me, yes, indulge in eats now
Kryptonite, they say, Mr. Kent

Something so I fart in the wind
Fill the air with my gas
Something so ultra natural
It's blown free from my ass

A burger, yes please
A not too raw steak
Just make sure it fills
Every inch of my plate

Let me have more food, please
My patience with them is spent
Let me, yes, indulge in eats now
Kryptonite, they say, Mr. Kent

Can't have cows farting
Oh no no no
For methane, you know they say
Sends the environment barfing

How'd so many settle on this?
Who knew it would sell?
Nothing wrong with having their stance
But why all to suffer food-living hell?

To save the earth
So they say
Cows should not be given hay

Let me have more food, please
My patience with them is spent
Let me, yes, indulge in eats now
Kryptonite, they say, Mr. Kent

Let me have more food, please
My patience with them is spent
Let me, yes, indulge in eats now
Kryptonite, they say, Mr. Kent

Go flatulence
Break your wind
Bottom burping
Here again
Air biscuits
Cut the cheese
Hooray

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