Laundry Day (A Comedy Song)

8 weeks ago by @cbmagic

Laundry Day (A Comedy Song)

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Liner Notes

Linger Notes:
• Author/Lyricist: Carl Crosby
Tags: #comedy #laundry #humor #everydaylife #fun #chores #lighthearted
#collaboration: Collaboration for the music is welcome because Carl needs musicians.
Style:
• A light-hearted, upbeat, and playful style suits this comedy song well. Think along the lines of artists like Ray Stevens, Weird Al Yankovic, or Flight of the Conchords. A fun and bouncy acoustic arrangement with guitar, piano, and maybe even a touch of banjo or ukulele can add to the comedic feel.

• Tempo:
• A moderate tempo of around 120-130 BPM (beats per minute) to keep it lively and engaging.

Lyrics

Verse 1
Woke up this morning with a pile so high,
Clothes scattered everywhere, and I thought I might die.
Socks in the fridge and shirts in the sink,
Laundry day’s here, it’s worse than you think.

Chorus
Laundry day, oh what a chore,
Found a sock family living on my floor.
Laundry day, it’s a wild ride,
Got a mountain of clothes, nowhere to hide.

Verse 2
Tried to wash my jeans, but they went on strike,
Threw my left shoe, and said, "Take a hike!"
The dryer’s a beast, with a mind of its own,
Swallowed my best shirt, now it’s never coming home.

Chorus
Laundry day, oh what a mess,
Lost a pair of undies, in the dryer’s recess.
Laundry day, it’s a crazy show,
Where the missing socks and lost items go.

Bridge
Underwear confetti, flying in the air,
My favorite hat is now stuck to a chair.
Shirts are dancing, pants doing the twist,
Laundry day’s a party you don’t want to miss.

Verse 3
Fabric softener’s leaking, detergent’s on the run,
Laundry’s like a circus but without the fun.
Iron’s hissing, the steam is out of hand,
I’m the ringmaster of this laundry land.

Chorus
Laundry day, it’s a comedy act,
Clothes playing hide and seek, that’s a fact.
Laundry day, it’s a circus here,
But I’ll keep on laughing, never shed a tear.

Verse 4
Finally folded the last pair of jeans,
Found a sock puppet, and it’s quite obscene.
But I’ll take a bow, the laundry’s done,
Until next week, when the madness will run.

Chorus
Laundry day, it’s a never-ending tale,
Where the clothes revolt, and the socks set sail.
Laundry day, it’s my weekly plight,
But I’ll keep on smiling, till the next fight.

Outro
So here’s to laundry day, my domestic war,
I’ll battle those clothes and come back for more.
With detergent in hand and a brave heart,
I’ll face the laundry, ready to restart.

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