Prime Day
by @rdlinder
Lyrics
Prime Day!
Wanted a camcorder
Quickly made an order
Now stuck at the border
Prime Day!
Stuff I really needed
Limit is exceeded
Feel like I've been cheated
Every time the days come by
I feel I have to buy and buy
Kiss my money all goodbye
Need more credit, must apply
Prime Day!
Waited for a whole year
Anything I need here?
Need a sale to appear
Prime Day!
Lots of electronics
Feel a bit moronic
My condition's chronic
Prime Day!
Eighty inch wide TV
Oh, my wife can't agree
Spending is too carefree
Black Friday does not compare
Something strange is in the air
Find a bargain, buy a pair
Something good now over there
Prime Day!
Now we're down to hours
That thing could be ours
'Til the feeling sours
Prime Day!
Sale has expired
Now I'm oh so tired
No more is desired